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Jingle All the Way
Jingle All the Way to a Merry Christmas!
Ho Ho Howdy, Dear Readers!
Welcome to this festive edition of the Humor Herald, where we’re unwrapping some giggles, serving up a sleightful of chuckles, and sprinkling joy like confetti!
How many of you know Santa’s Gone Digital
Rumor has it that Santa's sleigh got an upgrade this year - it's now powered by Wi-Fi and runs on peppermint power banks! Rudolph's nose has been replaced by a GPS tracker, ensuring no wrong chimneys are visited. Santa's also swapped his naughty-or-nice list for a TikTok algorithm. Brace yourself for Christmas dances and challenges!
Who needs a gym when you have holiday chores? Wrapping gifts? That's an arm workout! And dashing through the mall for sales? Cardio covered!
Even Santa's Fashion Makeover is new
Santa's been spotted in a chic new ensemble this year - red velvet tracksuits and fuzzy slippers! He’s ditched the fur-lined coat for something cozier and has traded his boots for stylish sneakers. Rumor has it Mrs. Claus is behind this trendy transformation!
Remember, laughter is the best gift you can give this holiday season! Spread joy, share jokes, and remember that the calories in Christmas cookies don’t count until January. Wishing you all a holly, jolly Christmas filled with laughter and love! 🎅🎄✨
Till my next letter to you
SEE YA!
YOUR FESTIVELY
VARUN SHETTY
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