WHY ONLY COFFEE? WHY NOT TEA.......

Picture this: In the wacky world of multinational corporations, the battle of the brews is like a never-ending episode of a coffee sitcom! So, why coffee machines over tea machines?

Hold onto your mugs, because your Newsletter guru[I’m to not sure about this] Varun Shetty I welcome to other letter of news, now let’s spill the beans on why there is coffee machines are rule over tea machines, is coffee dominating tea or are there any other reasons let’s sip out sorry, let’s check out

Well, coffee is the Tony Stark of office beverages, all charismatic and energizing, ready to tackle the day like a superhero. Tea, on the other hand, is the Yoda, wise and calm, but often overlooked because it doesn't have a lightsaber...or a caffeine blaster.

You know, coffee is like the office gossip machine. Gather 'round, folks! It's time for a venti-sized venting session! And while you're at it, you might even spill some office beans along with your coffee beans.

But tea? Tea is like the office therapist. It sits quietly in the corner, sipping herbal wisdom, ready to console your troubled soul. "Tell me, dear reader, what's steeping on your mind?"

As for health benefits, coffee lovers boast of increased productivity, but they often trade that for the jittery wobble during meetings, where their notes look like a caffeine-induced earthquake. Meanwhile, tea sippers, in their zen-like state, are the real winners, calmly sipping their way to world domination, one herbal infusion at a time.

In the end, multinational corporations keep coffee machines because they believe in office drama, high-energy meetings, and the thrilling rollercoaster of caffeine highs and lows. Tea? Well, it's the cool cucumber in the hot water, waiting for the day when the world realizes that serenity in a cup is the true path to enlightenment.

If your boss suddenly summons you to an "emergency" meeting with clients, just remember, you're no longer a rookie. You'll casually sip your coffee like it's the elixir of genius, giving you the power to hit office goals like Mahendra Singh Dhoni smashing sixes in the ODI World Cup!

So, whether you're sipping on liquid lightning or herbal harmony, remember to raise your mug and declare, "In the battle of brews, may laughter be our sweetest sugar and camaraderie our creamiest creamer!"

Alrighty then! That’s a wrap for today’s newsletter. Keep your eye’s peeled for the next one and some some coffee and tea too…..

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