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הבא (Baruch Haba) to Varun“SHETTY’S” Newsletter! Prepare to be dazzled, amused, and enlightened, all in one go. I promise this newsletter is more exciting than a squirrel on an espresso binge!

Hello there, fellow aspiring entrepreneurs, Today, we're diving into a treasure trove of intriguing and innovative [not exactly] business ideas that will have you thinking, 'Why didn't I come up with that? But fear not, because many of us are still trying to figure out where on this big, round Earth we should plop our business flags! So, grab your GPS and a sense of humor, because we're about to embark on a quest to find that perfect geographic location for your startup dreams. And remember, if Columbus could accidentally stumble upon America, who knows what you might discover in the business world!"

But first, buckle up, because this introduction is just the tip of the humor iceberg! So grab your thinking cap and let's explore the wild world of entrepreneurship together.

Firstly the idea 💡 goes like this

Opening an egg shop right in front of a gym could be a pretty funny and clever idea. Imagine this: people finish their workout, and they see your egg shop right there, saying, "Get your protein-filled eggs here!

It's like a test of self-control. Will they resist the temptation of delicious eggs after their workout? Or will they give in and enjoy some tasty scrambled eggs?

But seriously, eggs are full of protein, which is great for people who just worked out. So, even though it might sound a bit silly, it could actually be a really good business idea!

And now Imagine this: You know how kids always seem to get sick for one reason or another? Well, here's a hilarious and genius business idea! Open a toy store right in front of a children's hospital. Why, you ask? Because when a little one is feeling under the weather, the only thing that can make them stop crying faster than you can say 'boo-boo' is a shiny, new toy.

Now, I know some parents might give you the stink-eye for tempting their wallets, but trust me, it's a business plan that's as rock-solid as a Lego tower. Not only will it make the kiddos happy, but your profits will shoot up faster than a rocket ship. So, who's up for some toy store magic and a whole lot of giggles?"

You've invested some hard-earned cash into a business venture, and trust me, it's a goldmine. This isn't just any business; it's the kind that keeps on giving – an evergreen money-maker. What's this genius idea, you ask? It's none other than a car wash center strategically placed right across from the super mall or supermarket! Now, isn't that something?

Think about your busy life – you work tirelessly all week, and when the weekend finally arrives, you've got just those precious two days to enjoy. But here's the kicker – those two days are filled with fun, shopping, and relaxation, not endless car cleaning chores. While you're splurging in the mall or having a blast, your trusty vehicle is getting the spa treatment it deserves.

By the time you're done with your retail therapy or fun-filled day, your car or motorbike will be shining like it just rolled off the showroom floor! It's a win-win situation – you enjoy your weekend, and your vehicle gets the royal treatment. Now, that's what I call a smart business move with a dash of convenience and a whole lot of humor!"

How are the ideas fascinating as I said earlier you’ll be like why didn’t I previously about it?

Ah, you know, I've got a treasure trove of entertaining anecdotes just waiting to be shared. But alas, it's time to wrap up this delightful exchange. I suspect you're having a blast out there, living life to the fullest! Until my next transmission, take care and remember, you're missed already! Farewell for now

שָׁלוֹם (Shalom)

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VARUN SHETTY